I’m working on becoming famous.
I read an article by Kevin Rose that said I need to have a contest for my Twitter to become famous. I have no opinions about a man with the name of a flower as his surname. I do hate roses though.
The contest will go like this. The good part is that if you win I will send you a 15lb ham in the mail. A 15lb ham can feed 26 people.
Here’s how you will win:
Whoever retweets what I say the most from today until March 12th will win the ham.
Here’s an example that I just made up. It was easy to make up. It will be easy for you to win if you do this more than anyone else:
“Called 311. Nancy answered with her sultry voice. I asked for the nearest podiatrist – @otto”
Here’s a bonus part. When you win, I will be more famous than I am now, which means you will also become more famous than you are now. I cannot send that part in the mail though.